• my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛





people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

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My aura’s glowing like its dipped in love and ultraviolet light


Dear Ninja,

Where I come from we celebrate thanksgiving to thank nature/god for the harvest we get. I only participated in that as a kid but today I went out and took some photos in the forest. And I came to think that we really should be thankful for having such beautiful nature around us to live in and nourish on.

And also thank god nobody saw me

Happy thanksgiving


Sounds like a beautiful tradition to grow up with. I totally agree with your writeup and hope your submission serves as a reminder to treat the earth a little better. It’s what keeps you alive. 

(via sexual-feelings)



i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

Lov it! Love all of it

(via magnumclassics)


I live for this time of the year 

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okay, you know that gifset that keeps going around with nicki minaj in lingerie with soft lighting and it has a comment like “i don’t understand why she’s not seen as one of the most beautiful women in the world” and a bunch of reactions like “wow yeah i didn’t realize how beautiful she was” or whatever. that’s always bothered me because nicki’s made it really clear that cotton candy hair and loud makeup is how she wants to be seen. if she wanted to have blonde hair and ethereal lighting on her at all times she would. she just doesn’t care about what you think is the most beautiful way to be.

the fact that nicki literally never stops kicking the shit out of the male gaze is one of the best expressions of how unrelentingly powerful she is. don’t disrespect her by acting like she’s only beautiful when she’s playing by the rules of male-appeasing-unthreatening-femininity. she’s beautiful always. she’s a fucking lioness

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The floor is lava!

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

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my favourite thing about the ghost of you video is that when mikey dies gerard shows about seven different moments, in a matter of seconds, and his acting is basically oscar worthy it’s so good

and when it pans to ray it’s just


well fuck

(via my-chemical-no)

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